Thursday, February 01, 2007

my style is structural yet loose and dynamic

my style is structural yet loose and dynamic

its ambitious with a slight hint of challenge

LIKE YOUR BOWLSSSSSSSSSSS

Hey man

HUH

zig zags make huge papers like those ones we had

so I picked us up a pack of those and some of the brown ones,,,,Tight

and some Dorals, for our working pleasres

oh yeah?????? i think i'm gonna go check out that cell flick with bhayessssssssssssss

Im gonna go pick up some new music and then come back and start working on Style and REvenge for a new WOrld

Oh yeah fuck you pal

really now???/

Nah I am gonna get started on these sites man, cuz its Due time something good happened

like a build your fate site

where you precisely plan out good and bad things to happen in your own or someones life

oh yeah? i'll fucking design a whole lot of nothing and get famous off of food stamps

I will scan those stamps I have and build a flash site out of Hitler and Mussolini fighting African Kings

naw man, i'll probably stop by afterwards or whatever so i can get my fuckng flash five on

I will make structural home cottages for new site constructioneers hampering the midtones to justice and back, I will rivet the crowds

FUck I will be hightened James Alvarone of the new West where KleidesDales roam freeling and there is a belief of Unicorns

Landock: The future of the mind and where we see it Today

way to be a jesus part v

Landock: Practicioner of hightened levels of Experience. Design Deity

That should be your slogan,,,,,,thats mother fucking tight

God says Design: Noah's Arch was bad ass design

God says Design: /
God says Design: /
88commandments of death

God says Design: /
halodreen ex slash communication involvement 1986, bandwidth supervisor hamlet and his episcopal pal rudolpho

im higher then slipper sin and ice, russian involvement tempo number 9. Sold on Saturdays, lawnmower men and summer drives, at ll.

yeah, well, i'm gonna go home right now zero, os

have a spledid outing. ZORG NINE Deploy unit

hemper stash and slayer, im on the roof

yeyaewrl

so yeah, i'll just contact you immenent fucikkkkkkkkkkkk

yeah

Beyond History : fundART says:

op

mike

you there

where'd you disappear

i left work, got a hair cut, and walked carson

you ready drunkowitz

theres only two ways to go in life

doom and gloom

ok so are you busy tonight

glastrom

im hypocentrical

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Yes, linktodeath.com is available!

oh, you already giving up on beyond history?

hell no, thats going to be a flash/director sensation when it hits the streets, version 2.disaster

oih, all links lead to skull blows with bats

im ample minimalism, conducted vibrators, essential school planners, deveolped ideosavant

ideosavant? that's not even a term

yeah it is. you will come down to soon.

ideo savant evangelist for hypocritical behaviorisms

you must be drowning in an iceberg

hang it up now or never,

when are you gonna come up with the ideas that phosperize a nation?

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ideas? that's the "post-modern" means of synthesizing data, the new paradigm is utter madness

should be implode. or squash? maybe just a symbol

maynard sitting in hot cocoa stabbing himself with a symbol

stampede race bigotry, hell faith reunion, class act since 19 odd 7, cultivate an era. graphic design for the mediocre

he'd only feel better with his nuts buttered with blue velvet ontop a caddilac

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we should be the worst designers, not the best, that's an idea

its better to be known as the worst then to not be known at all

If living was only this angelic

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it's all crumbling around us, only believe in nothingness

clevertrigger, we should unite the bums

UHC-united homeless cascade

drop down caskets,

old man adjusting caster and camber of his ball sack

YEAH, SO YOU READY FOR THE THUNDERSTRUCK??????????????????????????????

i'm out, see you in the half swell tinsel

come over

'let the ashes flow from the sky"

beetch

cool

praise to allah

yeah, i'll be at home eating for an hour, can you handle the suspense, the stars fall from the heavens

im quiet

alright, i'll message you through the audio

ya ill see you

latrosie

tug

Se_ns_ua_li_ty_********** says:

yo

hey

ou

ou

slke

i seeeeeeee

what

yeah, i was just?at Pats_

tizights

were just on a ball floating through time

now everything makes sense

dont you see... TITAN will rule again

grey_matter

i don't think we have matter

stillbound

blankSkillet

namepod

gamepod

mousejump

bin_sav-vy

privatefellon

collapsiblesuite

mindtiger

floatingframes

houseclue

are those the names for you offspring

nemesite

these represent colors in the dayglow experience

namely numbers figures codes

just like confucious

just like the fist's of furlong, representin with his 40. OZ of Schlitz malt liquor

tripledime sextuplets, anticlaven, soomerize, detactive, emryprise, valluminium,... and so on

iglowscope, nutterbetter, valuejeff, ponyless, timedog, airscape,

i got a little bit of weed bro

so what are you going crime hound

i said hi are you coming

monopoly says what, olive olive

this is how i want to speach

i sight a dog today, it were cute

way to go back to the ozarks

i like ahead speed

yeah, well, i'm gonna go work out, i'll call you later

stickball

tiaght

hungry jaw

late

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Kristen says:
carpe damn diem indeed
=^..^= says:
too bad we haven't left yet
Kristen says:
why
=^..^= says:
too bad we freakin just woke up and we had to be there at 8 this morning
Kristen says:
you guys are nuts
=^..^= says:
because we went shopping and fell asleep
=^..^= says:
yeah, we're pretty irresponsible
=^..^= says:
its cool, as long as i'm there for work tomorrow mornin
Kristen says:
heh you guys are so me!
=^..^= says:
actually, I have to teach myself a softward program or 56 by tomorrow (that i've had 3 weeks to learn) so its cool
=^..^= says:
-d + e
Kristen says:
haha
Kristen says:
what program
=^..^= says:
i'm queen procrastinator
=^..^= says:
something my boss had made for our company
Kristen says:
yes yes we rule togetha
Kristen says:
nice
=^..^= says:
yya
Kristen says:
it's ok there's a 2 foot circle of wet carpet i step over every day! hooray!
=^..^= says:
ohmygosh
=^..^= says:
yeah, you should get that looked at before you people get toxic mold
Kristen says:
that would be the responsible thing to do yes
=^..^= says:
fuk r3sp0nziblt3
Kristen says:
h3llZ y4!
=^..^= says:
you should blog that shizz
Kristen says:
we're so funneh
=^..^= says:
totely
Kristen says:
when you start your new job are you never gonna get online again or carjack ever again?
=^..^= says:
yes!
=^..^= says:
when i'm not so crazy, just mildly so
=^..^= says:
oh!
=^..^= says:
and this is exciting!!!!
=^..^= says:
i saw a licence plate yesterday that had not ONE entire sentence in its 7 letters, but TWO! Now ain't that clever?
=^..^= says:
I was so happy
Kristen says:
goodnes
Kristen says:
i want a license plate that says "OMGSTFU"
=^..^= says:
2sloUlse
=^..^= says:
me too!
=^..^= says:
no, i saw OMGWTF!
Kristen says:
haha
Kristen says:
i like stfu
Kristen says:
STFU
=^..^= says:
yes!
=^..^= says:
haha
=^..^= says:
tight!
Kristen says:
STFUBTCH
=^..^= says:
omg yes
=^..^= says:
betchride
=^..^= says:
hotbetch
Kristen says:
IMABCHSLPU
=^..^= says:
omg i'm getting that on my van
=^..^= says:
i wish i got 10 letters
=^..^= says:
but i'll get mombetch
=^..^= says:
or mabetch
Kristen says:
hehe
Kristen says:
wtfbetch
=^..^= says:
haha
=^..^= says:
stfubetch
=^..^= says:
u betch
Kristen says:
i said that one
Kristen says:
FUBETCH
=^..^= says:
people will say "oh! you betcha? nice"
Kristen says:
hehe
=^..^= says:
diebetch
=^..^= says:
stpdboi
Kristen says:
STPDBOI indeed
=^..^= says:
yay!
Kristen says:
STUPDBOI
=^..^= says:
you should move down with us and i'll have a betch one and you have the boi one
Kristen says:
hehe
=^..^= says:
my kids will think we're so cool and funneh
Kristen says:
yes cuz im' a single mom
=^..^= says:
yes!
=^..^= says:

Kristen says:
he knocked and ran!
=^..^= says:
he totally did!
Kristen says:
KNCKD N RN
=^..^= says:
ha
=^..^= says:
nokdNran
Kristen says:
haha
=^..^= says:
he watered your lawn and quit
Kristen says:
ew
=^..^= says:
i commented via haiku
=^..^= says:
again
Kristen says:
delivered a package and took off
Kristen says:
ew!
Kristen says:
sex euphamisms are gross
=^..^= says:
he nigger knocked you a baby
Kristen says:
omg
=^..^= says:
totally
=^..^= says:
haha
=^..^= says:
he "ding dong" ditched
Kristen says:
haha
=^..^= says:
pls use air quotes, thx
Kristen says:
oknp

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

=^..^= says:
here, harper thinks he needs to say something:

Kristen says:
oh!

Kristen says:
ok!

Kristen says:
helloooo harper

=^..^= says:
jij....................................8ukkk

Kristen says:
ooooo

Kristen says:
sassy frass

=^..^= says:
mmmmm bhhhhhhhhhh m

=^..^= says:
hlk,p

Kristen says:
watch yer mouth kid

=^..^= says:
-'

Kristen says:
i dont want no guff

=^..^= says:
/

=^..^= says:
he's all delicate

Kristen says:
heh

=^..^= says:
he types with the ring finger and pinkie from his right hand

=^..^= says:
lightly

Kristen says:
ethan bitchslaps the keyboard

=^..^= says:
yes, harper would love to, but he's afraid of the chupacabra starin him down

Kristen says:
ethan bitchslaps the chupacabra

=^..^= says:
v lnh cv h

=^..^= says:
he loves the spacebar, you see

Kristen says:
oh yes

Kristen says:
Ethan loves it too

Kristen says:
he bitchslaps it in love

=^..^= says:
yes, im glad harpers still a pansy boy

Kristen says:
haha i'm LOL!ing

Monday, December 18, 2006

i can live in a van says (11:05 PM):
i was psychotic earlier yes?
Kristen says (11:06 PM):
geez yes
i can live in a van says (11:06 PM):
ha
i can live in a van says (11:06 PM):
yeah, i'm borderline there still but yeah, wtf
i can live in a van says (11:06 PM):
i hate e'rey thing
i can live in a van says (11:07 PM):
mike says that at night the demons are free to play
Kristen says (11:08 PM):
yes
Kristen says (11:08 PM):
i've heard him say this
Kristen says (11:08 PM):
i'll have him know that the demons can play at any time
Kristen says (11:08 PM):
until Jesus comes back
Kristen says (11:08 PM):
then they will be thrown in the lake of fire or something
Kristen says (11:08 PM):
no the abyss i think it is
i can live in a van says (11:09 PM):
yes the abysmal fire lake
i can live in a van says (11:09 PM):
no INFERNAL firelake of abyss
Kristen says (11:09 PM):
that
Kristen says (11:10 PM):
but yes you were crazy earlier
Kristen says (11:10 PM):
"oh no! i have a ....JOB OFFER!!@!.....*dies*"
i can live in a van says (11:10 PM):
i still feel like that i'm weird
i can live in a van says (11:10 PM):
i'm totally mentally trashed
Kristen says (11:10 PM):
"oh no! my life is improving! and i have more opportunities! *dies*"
Kristen says (11:11 PM):
silly
i can live in a van says (11:11 PM):
yeah well, i'm mentally insane
Kristen says (11:11 PM):
YES
Kristen says (11:11 PM):
that
Kristen says (11:11 PM):
ah well
Kristen says (11:11 PM):
me too
i can live in a van says (11:11 PM):
oh ok good!
Kristen says (11:11 PM):
i was cryin in the shower
i can live in a van says (11:11 PM):
omg me too!
Kristen says (11:12 PM):
i dunno what to do w/ myself sometimes
Kristen says (11:12 PM):
i always cry in the shower
Kristen says (11:12 PM):
yay! we're crazy mental cases!
i can live in a van says (11:13 PM):
we totally are
i can live in a van says (11:13 PM):
i''m going to go get in the bath right now to shave my legs while I weep, brb
Kristen says (11:13 PM):
ok
i can live in a van says (11:13 PM):
you should blog that.
i can live in a van says (11:13 PM):
over.
Kristen says (11:13 PM):
ha
Kristen says (11:14 PM):
you should get an electric leg razor
Kristen says (11:14 PM):
you can shave your legs AT THE COMPUTER
Kristen says (11:14 PM):
it's handy
Kristen says (11:14 PM):
heck you can shave your legs WHILE DRIVING!
Kristen says (11:14 PM):
that's handy too
i can live in a van says (11:15 PM):
omg yes! too bad I like the fear of blades next to my major arteries
i can live in a van says (11:15 PM):
and the slight chance I may cut myself every time i shave
Kristen says (11:15 PM):
well shaving while driving has the fear of imminent car crashes
i can live in a van says (11:15 PM):
this is true...good point. brb frills
Kristen says (11:15 PM):
and shaving at the computer is just weird

Friday, December 15, 2006

haha

Swagmart says:
then we're going to get a second controller for Guitar hero
Swagmart says:
and Guitar Hero 2
Kristen says:
haha
Swagmart says:
and Memphis BBQ sammiches becauswe we're livin the high life
Kristen says:
with his $825?
Swagmart says:
yep
Kristen says:
sweeeeeet
Kristen says:
hell yes
Swagmart says:
hell yeah!
Swagmart says:
jinx
Kristen says:
spend it all in one night!
Swagmart says:
ok!
Swagmart says:
haha
Kristen says:
just blow it on shit!
Swagmart says:
egg zachary
Kristen says:
Ha Ha Ha your going down!
Swagmart says:
k, i'm outta here, I'm Going Down Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! BYIST!
Kristen says:
buy the kids ridiculously expensive christmas presents
Swagmart says:
oh we will.
Swagmart says:
after we move
Swagmart says:
ugh
Kristen says:
ooo
Kristen says:
buy a huge cake
Kristen says:
and eat it with forks straight outta the box while playing guitar hero all night
Swagmart says:
hahaha
Kristen says:
that can be dinner! yay!
Swagmart says:
ha mike's laughin at that
Swagmart says:
we need to do that when you come down
Swagmart says:
k, i'll be back later
Kristen says:
we have to
Kristen says:
k
Swagmart says:
k brb

Monday, December 04, 2006

Kristen says:
this might sound weird
Kristen says:
but you've had 3 boys
Musicas Factorias says:
right
Kristen says:
do all baby boys have like different sized penises?
Musicas Factorias says:
yes
Kristen says:
are they varied in size?
Musicas Factorias says:
well I'll tell you this
Musicas Factorias says:
my friend's babies have always had tinier penises than my boys
Kristen says:
hm
Musicas Factorias says:
like I think my boys had normal ones, then I"d see my friends baby and he'd like have a button weiner
Kristen says:
i've only changed one other baby boy besides Ethan
Kristen says:
yes and Ethan has a button weiner
Musicas Factorias says:
oh!
Kristen says:
and this other baby has like....HUGE
Kristen says:
i mean huge
Kristen says:
like i was like "WTF when i saw it
Musicas Factorias says:
my boys have vienna sausage weiners
Kristen says:
that's what this kid had
Musicas Factorias says:
yes, thats what all 3 of my boys have had
Kristen says:
were your boys circumsized
Musicas Factorias says:
yes
Kristen says:
see E isnt
Musicas Factorias says:
hmm
Musicas Factorias says:
circumsized babies are bigger actually
Musicas Factorias says:
there's more there
Musicas Factorias says:
why didn't you circumsize him?
Kristen says:
that's what i thought
Kristen says:
cuz that kid was
Kristen says:
oh because i didn't want to
Musicas Factorias says:
oh!
Kristen says:
cuz i've seen 2 circumsized babies
Kristen says:
and they were all big and whatnot
Kristen says:
and E is buttony
Musicas Factorias says:
my nephews are small and buttony, and they're circumsized too
Kristen says:
although when he's been playing w/himself in the tub, it gets as big as the other kids
Musicas Factorias says:
ha
Kristen says:
ha
Musicas Factorias says:
nice
Kristen says:
ew
Kristen says:
yes
Musicas Factorias says:
yes
Kristen says:
he's like his daddy already
Musicas Factorias says:
ha
Kristen says:
his dad is quite proud of hsi weiner
Musicas Factorias says:
harper reaches down and grabs his junk and pulls and then cries and looks at me like 'wtf lady!'
Musicas Factorias says:
as are most men
Kristen says:
haha
Kristen says:
Ethan laughs gleefully and slaps his junk
Musicas Factorias says:
hahaha
Kristen says:
i dont know wtf that's about
Kristen says:
but he squeals with delight and outright slaps it
Musicas Factorias says:
probably comes from the same place in his head that causes him to punch himself in the head for comfort while he goes to sleep
Musicas Factorias says:
I'd wager
Kristen says:
haha
Kristen says:
my son is insane
Musicas Factorias says:
I'll second that emotion
Kristen says:
quite so verily
Musicas Factorias says:
i'm bloggin that

Winnie and Walter

"Warm weather, Walter! Welcome warm weather! We were wishing winter would wane, weren't we?"

"We were well wearied with waiting," whispered Waiter wearily. Wan, white, woe-begone was Walter; wayward, wilful, worn with weakness, wasted, waxing weaker whenever winter's wild, withering winds were wailing. Wholly without waywardness was Winifred, Walter's wise, womanly watcher, who, with winsome, wooing way, was well-beloved.

"We won't wait, Walter; while weather's warm we'll wander where woodlands wave, won't we?"

Walter's wanton wretchedness wholly waned. "Why, Winnie, we'll walk where we went when we were with Willie; we'll weave wildflower wreaths, watch woodmen working; woodlice, worms wriggling; windmills whirling; watermills wheeling; we will win wild whortleberries, witness wheat winnowed."

Wisbeach woods were wild with wildflowers; warm, westerly winds whispered where willows were waving; wood-pigeons, wrens, woodpeckers were warbling wild woodnotes. Where Wisbeach water-mill's waters, which were wholly waveless, widened, were waterlilies, waxen white. Winifred wove wreaths with woodbine, whitehorn, wallflowers; whilst Walter whittled wooden wedges with willow wands.

Wholly without warning, wild wet winds woke within Wisbeach woods, whistling where Winifred wandered with Walter; weeping willows were wailing weirdly; waging war with wind-tossed waters. Winifred's wary watchfulness waked.

"Walter, we won't wait."
"Which way, Winnie?"

Winifred wavered. "Why, where were we wandering? Wisbeach woods widen whichever way we walk. Where's Wisbeach white wicket, where's Winston's water-mill?"

WistfuIly, Walter witnessed Winifred's wonder. "Winnie, Winnie, we were wrong, wholly wrong; wandering within wild ways. Wayfaring weather-beaten waifs, well-nigh worn-out."

Winifred waited where, within wattled woodwork walls, waggons, wheelbarrows, wains were waiting, weighty with withered wood. Walter, warmly wrapped with Winifred's well-worn wadded waterproof, was wailing woefully, wholly wearied. Winnie, who, worn with watching, well-nigh weeping, was wistfully, wakefully waiting Willie's well-known whistle, wholly wished Walter's well-being warranted.

With well-timed wisdom, Walter was wound with wide, worsted wrappers, which wonderfully well withstood winter's withering, whistling winds. Wholly without warm wrappers was Winifred, who, with womanly wisdom, was watching Walter's welfare, warding Walter's weakness.

"When will Willie wend where we wait?" wearily wondered Walter.
"Whist, Walter," whispered Winnie, "who was whooping?"
"Whereabouts?"

Welcome whistling was waking Wisbeach woods when winter's windy warfare waxed weaker.

"Winnie! Walter!"

Winifred's wakefulness was well-grounded. "We're well, Willie; we're where Winston's waggons wait."

Without waiting, Willie was within Winston's woodwork walls.

"Welcome, welcome, Willie." Winnie was weeping with weariness with watching Walter, weak with wayfaring.

"Why Winnie! Wise, watchful, warm-hearted Winnie," Willie whispered wheedlingly. "We won't weep; Walter's well. What were Walter without Winnie?"

Wholly wonderful was Winifred's well-timed womanly wisdom, which well warranted weakly Walter's welfare. Whenever wandering within Wisbeach woods with Winnie, Walter would whisper, "What were Walter without Winnie? Wise, watchful, warm-hearted Winnie!"

Thursday, November 30, 2006

In Which I Nominate Alli for 98742394 Blog Awards

Tof Reknin Alli is the whorest of blogwhores. all you all are just little whorettes in comparison to her Mighty Whoreness.

Posted by: Shark Like A Fox at December 15, 2004 12:01 AM


shark like a fox: If you don't wish Tof Reknin Alli was your mom, than you haven't read Freud.

http://popcorntree.blogspot.com

Posted by: Shark Like A Fox at December 15, 2004 12:02 AM
Opia Teal Li: hahhahhahahahaha
Opia Teal Li: dude you should win for "best blog nominator"
shark like a fox: hahaha
shark like a fox: i'm hilarious!
Opia Teal Li: you totally are!
Opia Teal Li: its all in the nomination
Opia Teal Li: dude, you have to be my fucking campaign manager
Opia Teal Li: and we're runnin for prez yo


shark like a fox: Tof Reknin Alli's blog is overall the best over all you others' overall blogs. She even wears overalls and they DONT make her ass look big.

http://popcorntree.blogspot.com

Posted by: Shark Like A Fox at December 15, 2004 12:05 AM
Opia Teal Li: holy
Opia Teal Li: that is so sexy
shark like a fox: that's for best Overall blog
Opia Teal Li: i figured
Opia Teal Li: seriously
Opia Teal Li: its brill
Opia Teal Li: oh it feels so good to have cleaned up my links
Opia Teal Li: it looks all nice and tidy now
shark like a fox: hehe
shark like a fox: Tof Reknin Alli blogs about hotel sex, motel sex, drrty sex, Frondy sex, and sex with puppets. it doesn't really get sexier than that, damn straight.

http://popcorntree.blogspot.com

Posted by: Shark Like A Fox at December 15, 2004 12:08 AM
Opia Teal Li: hahhahhaha
Opia Teal Li: hell yes
Opia Teal Li: omg
Opia Teal Li: people are gonna die
Opia Teal Li: you're gonna win dude
Opia Teal Li: just because you're so funny


shark like a fox: It doesn't get much more inspiring than childhood memories about barbie doll orgies, mean girls at birthday parties, and dropping acid and stealing your parents oldsmobile. and then to follow it up with heartwarming tales of her motel sex life....shoot...seriously....i have like, tears. i mean i'm crying. dude...this is inspiration. man..i'm totally going to make something of my life.

http://popcorntree.blogspot.com

Posted by: Shark Like A Fox at December 15, 2004 12:12 AM
Opia Teal Li: she is
Opia Teal Li: hahhahahha
Opia Teal Li: hahahha
Opia Teal Li: you rock the casbah


shark like a fox: you want snark? dude, hello she invented the word "HALO'D" ok? and then i invented the word "Snarkasm" but it didn't really catch on. see? her words catch on. cuz she's funny! and snarky. yay!

http://popcorntree.blogspot.com

Posted by: Shark Like A Fox at December 15, 2004 12:15 AM
Opia Teal Li: hahha
Opia Teal Li: Snarkasm

one love

Kristen says:

i'm dying

Alli says:

why

Alli says:

are you stabbed?

Kristen says:

yes!

Kristen says:

a man came in here and stabbed me

Alli says:

oMG!

Alli says:

holy crap. I'm sorry dude.

Kristen says:

he was wearing a gorilla mask

Alli says:

ew I hate that guy!

Kristen says:

and flippers

Alli says:

OH! THAAAT guy.

Alli says:

he's a wuss, just call him "sally"

Alli says:

he'll run away

Kristen says:

i would but he stabbed me in the throat and now i cant talk

Alli says:

well

Alli says:

just be glad he didn't stab your hands

Kristen says:

it's true

Kristen says:

i need my hands

Kristen says:

to tell the world MY STORY

Alli says:

well yeah

Alli says:

exactly

Alli says:

or I could!

Kristen says:

now my indian name is "talks with hands"

Alli says:

ha

Kristen says:

well my nickname

Alli says:

better than mine

Alli says:

well yes

Kristen says:

my full name is "talks with hands because knife is stuck in throat"

Alli says:

oh!

Alli says:

still better than mine

Alli says:

mine is "Sleeps with hot boys because she's crazy"

Kristen says:

oh?

Alli says:

sometimes....some...times...

Kristen says:

so do you go by "sleeps with hot boys" or "because she's crazy"

Alli says:

I go by Alli, mostly

Kristen says:

or do you insist upon your full name at all times

Kristen says:

pref. with Ms at the beginning

Alli says:

no, only during Lent

Alli says:

yes!

Kristen says:

"that's Ms Sleeps with hot boys because she's crazy to yoU!!!"

Alli says:

then you have to say "mothafucka"

Kristen says:

and flip a gang sign

Alli says:

cuz I'm a hustla baby

Alli says:

now you get it!

Kristen says:

wu tang!

Alli says:

W!

Kristen says:

one love

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