Kristen says:
carpe damn diem indeed
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too bad we haven't left yet
Kristen says:
why
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too bad we freakin just woke up and we had to be there at 8 this morning
Kristen says:
you guys are nuts
=^..^= says:
because we went shopping and fell asleep
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yeah, we're pretty irresponsible
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its cool, as long as i'm there for work tomorrow mornin
Kristen says:
heh you guys are so me!
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actually, I have to teach myself a softward program or 56 by tomorrow (that i've had 3 weeks to learn) so its cool
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-d + e
Kristen says:
haha
Kristen says:
what program
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i'm queen procrastinator
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something my boss had made for our company
Kristen says:
yes yes we rule togetha
Kristen says:
nice
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yya
Kristen says:
it's ok there's a 2 foot circle of wet carpet i step over every day! hooray!
=^..^= says:
ohmygosh
=^..^= says:
yeah, you should get that looked at before you people get toxic mold
Kristen says:
that would be the responsible thing to do yes
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fuk r3sp0nziblt3
Kristen says:
h3llZ y4!
=^..^= says:
you should blog that shizz
Kristen says:
we're so funneh
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totely
Kristen says:
when you start your new job are you never gonna get online again or carjack ever again?
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yes!
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when i'm not so crazy, just mildly so
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oh!
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and this is exciting!!!!
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i saw a licence plate yesterday that had not ONE entire sentence in its 7 letters, but TWO! Now ain't that clever?
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I was so happy
Kristen says:
goodnes
Kristen says:
i want a license plate that says "OMGSTFU"
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2sloUlse
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me too!
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no, i saw OMGWTF!
Kristen says:
haha
Kristen says:
i like stfu
Kristen says:
STFU
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yes!
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haha
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tight!
Kristen says:
STFUBTCH
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omg yes
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betchride
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hotbetch
Kristen says:
IMABCHSLPU
=^..^= says:
omg i'm getting that on my van
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i wish i got 10 letters
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but i'll get mombetch
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or mabetch
Kristen says:
hehe
Kristen says:
wtfbetch
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haha
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stfubetch
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u betch
Kristen says:
i said that one
Kristen says:
FUBETCH
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people will say "oh! you betcha? nice"
Kristen says:
hehe
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diebetch
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stpdboi
Kristen says:
STPDBOI indeed
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yay!
Kristen says:
STUPDBOI
=^..^= says:
you should move down with us and i'll have a betch one and you have the boi one
Kristen says:
hehe
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my kids will think we're so cool and funneh
Kristen says:
yes cuz im' a single mom
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yes!
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Kristen says:
he knocked and ran!
=^..^= says:
he totally did!
Kristen says:
KNCKD N RN
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ha
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nokdNran
Kristen says:
haha
=^..^= says:
he watered your lawn and quit
Kristen says:
ew
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i commented via haiku
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again
Kristen says:
delivered a package and took off
Kristen says:
ew!
Kristen says:
sex euphamisms are gross
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he nigger knocked you a baby
Kristen says:
omg
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totally
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haha
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he "ding dong" ditched
Kristen says:
haha
=^..^= says:
pls use air quotes, thx
Kristen says:
oknp

=^..^= says:
here, harper thinks he needs to say something:

Kristen says:
oh!

Kristen says:
ok!

Kristen says:
helloooo harper

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jij....................................8ukkk

Kristen says:
ooooo

Kristen says:
sassy frass

=^..^= says:
mmmmm bhhhhhhhhhh m

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hlk,p

Kristen says:
watch yer mouth kid

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-'

Kristen says:
i dont want no guff

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/

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he's all delicate

Kristen says:
heh

=^..^= says:
he types with the ring finger and pinkie from his right hand

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lightly

Kristen says:
ethan bitchslaps the keyboard

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yes, harper would love to, but he's afraid of the chupacabra starin him down

Kristen says:
ethan bitchslaps the chupacabra

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v lnh cv h

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he loves the spacebar, you see

Kristen says:
oh yes

Kristen says:
Ethan loves it too

Kristen says:
he bitchslaps it in love

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yes, im glad harpers still a pansy boy

Kristen says:
haha i'm LOL!ing