Monday, December 04, 2006

Kristen says:
this might sound weird
Kristen says:
but you've had 3 boys
Musicas Factorias says:
right
Kristen says:
do all baby boys have like different sized penises?
Musicas Factorias says:
yes
Kristen says:
are they varied in size?
Musicas Factorias says:
well I'll tell you this
Musicas Factorias says:
my friend's babies have always had tinier penises than my boys
Kristen says:
hm
Musicas Factorias says:
like I think my boys had normal ones, then I"d see my friends baby and he'd like have a button weiner
Kristen says:
i've only changed one other baby boy besides Ethan
Kristen says:
yes and Ethan has a button weiner
Musicas Factorias says:
oh!
Kristen says:
and this other baby has like....HUGE
Kristen says:
i mean huge
Kristen says:
like i was like "WTF when i saw it
Musicas Factorias says:
my boys have vienna sausage weiners
Kristen says:
that's what this kid had
Musicas Factorias says:
yes, thats what all 3 of my boys have had
Kristen says:
were your boys circumsized
Musicas Factorias says:
yes
Kristen says:
see E isnt
Musicas Factorias says:
hmm
Musicas Factorias says:
circumsized babies are bigger actually
Musicas Factorias says:
there's more there
Musicas Factorias says:
why didn't you circumsize him?
Kristen says:
that's what i thought
Kristen says:
cuz that kid was
Kristen says:
oh because i didn't want to
Musicas Factorias says:
oh!
Kristen says:
cuz i've seen 2 circumsized babies
Kristen says:
and they were all big and whatnot
Kristen says:
and E is buttony
Musicas Factorias says:
my nephews are small and buttony, and they're circumsized too
Kristen says:
although when he's been playing w/himself in the tub, it gets as big as the other kids
Musicas Factorias says:
ha
Kristen says:
ha
Musicas Factorias says:
nice
Kristen says:
ew
Kristen says:
yes
Musicas Factorias says:
yes
Kristen says:
he's like his daddy already
Musicas Factorias says:
ha
Kristen says:
his dad is quite proud of hsi weiner
Musicas Factorias says:
harper reaches down and grabs his junk and pulls and then cries and looks at me like 'wtf lady!'
Musicas Factorias says:
as are most men
Kristen says:
haha
Kristen says:
Ethan laughs gleefully and slaps his junk
Musicas Factorias says:
hahaha
Kristen says:
i dont know wtf that's about
Kristen says:
but he squeals with delight and outright slaps it
Musicas Factorias says:
probably comes from the same place in his head that causes him to punch himself in the head for comfort while he goes to sleep
Musicas Factorias says:
I'd wager
Kristen says:
haha
Kristen says:
my son is insane
Musicas Factorias says:
I'll second that emotion
Kristen says:
quite so verily
Musicas Factorias says:
i'm bloggin that

3 comments:

shark like a fox said...

who is this kristen person

no one invited her to this party!

no one invites her to any parties. :o(

shark like a fox said...

god is just sounds so WRONG seeing it posted and stuff

Alli said...

you're such a dork!!!!!!

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