Thursday, November 30, 2006

one love

Kristen says:

i'm dying

Alli says:

why

Alli says:

are you stabbed?

Kristen says:

yes!

Kristen says:

a man came in here and stabbed me

Alli says:

oMG!

Alli says:

holy crap. I'm sorry dude.

Kristen says:

he was wearing a gorilla mask

Alli says:

ew I hate that guy!

Kristen says:

and flippers

Alli says:

OH! THAAAT guy.

Alli says:

he's a wuss, just call him "sally"

Alli says:

he'll run away

Kristen says:

i would but he stabbed me in the throat and now i cant talk

Alli says:

well

Alli says:

just be glad he didn't stab your hands

Kristen says:

it's true

Kristen says:

i need my hands

Kristen says:

to tell the world MY STORY

Alli says:

well yeah

Alli says:

exactly

Alli says:

or I could!

Kristen says:

now my indian name is "talks with hands"

Alli says:

ha

Kristen says:

well my nickname

Alli says:

better than mine

Alli says:

well yes

Kristen says:

my full name is "talks with hands because knife is stuck in throat"

Alli says:

oh!

Alli says:

still better than mine

Alli says:

mine is "Sleeps with hot boys because she's crazy"

Kristen says:

oh?

Alli says:

sometimes....some...times...

Kristen says:

so do you go by "sleeps with hot boys" or "because she's crazy"

Alli says:

I go by Alli, mostly

Kristen says:

or do you insist upon your full name at all times

Kristen says:

pref. with Ms at the beginning

Alli says:

no, only during Lent

Alli says:

yes!

Kristen says:

"that's Ms Sleeps with hot boys because she's crazy to yoU!!!"

Alli says:

then you have to say "mothafucka"

Kristen says:

and flip a gang sign

Alli says:

cuz I'm a hustla baby

Alli says:

now you get it!

Kristen says:

wu tang!

Alli says:

W!

Kristen says:

one love

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