Kristen says:
i'm dying
Alli says:
why
Alli says:
are you stabbed?
Kristen says:
yes!
Kristen says:
a man came in here and stabbed me
Alli says:
oMG!
Alli says:
holy crap. I'm sorry dude.
Kristen says:
he was wearing a gorilla mask
Alli says:
ew I hate that guy!
Kristen says:
and flippers
Alli says:
OH! THAAAT guy.
Alli says:
he's a wuss, just call him "sally"
Alli says:
he'll run away
Kristen says:
i would but he stabbed me in the throat and now i cant talk
Alli says:
well
Alli says:
just be glad he didn't stab your hands
Kristen says:
it's true
Kristen says:
i need my hands
Kristen says:
to tell the world MY STORY
Alli says:
well yeah
Alli says:
exactly
Alli says:
or I could!
Kristen says:
now my indian name is "talks with hands"
Alli says:
ha
Kristen says:
well my nickname
Alli says:
better than mine
Alli says:
well yes
Kristen says:
my full name is "talks with hands because knife is stuck in throat"
Alli says:
oh!
Alli says:
still better than mine
Alli says:
mine is "Sleeps with hot boys because she's crazy"
Kristen says:
oh?
Alli says:
sometimes....some...times...
Kristen says:
so do you go by "sleeps with hot boys" or "because she's crazy"
Alli says:
I go by Alli, mostly
Kristen says:
or do you insist upon your full name at all times
Kristen says:
pref. with Ms at the beginning
Alli says:
no, only during Lent
Alli says:
yes!
Kristen says:
"that's Ms Sleeps with hot boys because she's crazy to yoU!!!"
Alli says:
then you have to say "mothafucka"
Kristen says:
and flip a gang sign
Alli says:
cuz I'm a hustla baby
Alli says:
now you get it!
Kristen says:
wu tang!
Alli says:
W!
Kristen says:
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